I’m Coonfused—02/05/2024

*I paraphrased the interaction between the “Queen’ And I.

Paraphrasing means 'to state something written or spoken in different words, especially in a shorter and simpler form to make the meaning clearer'

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED!

Whew, chile….

I think it’s dry as phuck out here in these YouTube streets.

Ain’t nobody got no content?

Last night, I joined “Roger Rabbit’s” YouTube Live and got attacked for no reason.

It was NOT a misunderstanding at all.

Queen Latifah attacked me!

He knew what he was doing.

He was in there hollering, “Somebody screenshot this!” and all.

Chile… his pantyliner was showing!

I made a generic comment, co-signing to what Roger Rabbit was saying.

And then Queen Latifah just went the phuck off!

“Who are you talking to Lola? Who are you talking to Lola”

Well, it was obvious that I wasn’t talking to his monkey ass!

So since he decided to insert himself into my space, I kindly said… “You cheating on me.”

Lol…

Well, that sent Queen Latifah into a hissy fit.

“I don’t want you!”

“I don’t want you either. I was just messing with you.”

Queen Latifah was acting a fool in that live!

Me: “I’m too old for this.”

Queen: “I don’t care how old you are.”

Me: “How old are you?”

Queen: “That doesn’t matter.” —Or something like that

Me: (Passes Queen Latifah a tampon and a pad)

Chile… that Nicca was clowning like a motherfucker!

Queen: “You better stop messing with me!” — Or something like that

Me: Lol…. You amuse me.

Me: “Send me some money Queen Latifah. You pay money and that’s why you get special privileges.”

Queen: ““Checkmate.”

*That’s all he wanted me to say. He wanted me to mention that he spends money. That’s why he gets to act a fool on the platform.—He showed the phuck out!

Chile his tampon string was showing!

Me: “I’m gone.”

Queen: (waves Bye)

Me: “I’m still here.”

Queen: “That’s the problem. You stay or keep going around where nobody wants you. And you’re too ignorant to leave!” —Or something like that.

Me: 👀

Chile…

Roger Rabbit: “I’m sure that it was a misunderstanding.”

Me: 👀

Queen: “I ain’t coming back or giving nobody any more money!”

Me:👀

*Somebody get the Queen some Midol!

Lol… Y’all I can’t!

Omg… I promise you that motherfuckers ain’t got no content!

*I like “Roger Rabbit. I don’t have any problems with him. But Queen… you showed up and showed the phuck out! I still don’t have a problem with you. Because I know why you did what you did.