“Leave these internet men alone!”—It came from someone that I no longer speak to. And did I listen? Hell no!

I think that I’m addicted to fangirling and falling for men that I can’t have. What’s the allure?

One was an ex-basketball player turned social media influencer. Oh, I had it bad for this man. It was a year and a half of fangirling. I even got three stories out of my love for him. What a shit show that turned out to be!

The next man was short-tempered, and the lust was short-lived. He was also a social media influencer. Now this one was very recent. His response/actions towards me forced me to do a social media cleanse starting today!

I liked this man a lot. He was older and respectful and so damn handsome. Like the ex-basketball player, he had a habit of flirting with his followers.

Oh, Lola B. (that’s me) didn’t like “that.” And he told me where I could take “that” and shove it too! (paraphrasing)👀

I’m glad that he got that out of his system and showed me a side of him that I really didn’t need to see. I was warned to be careful with this man on many occasions. —Did I listen? Hell no!

I guess I’m lucky that that’s all that he did to me. The ex-basketball player was an asshole. He tried to embarrass and hurt me publicly.

So, I am officially on my social media cleanse. I have been without dick going on three weeks (and about to lose my damn mind). We’ll see how long this lasts.

Ex-friend, I’m taking your advice and leaving these internet men alone!

As soon as this cleanse is over with, “LaKeith Stanfield,” I am coming for you!— I’ve had my eyes on him for a while now. I love this man! (There I go, fangirling again) In my defense, he’s an actor, not a social media influencer.